Covid! Covid! Oh it's all so exciting!

The longest running craze in modern history!

God all f*cking mighty—they’ve really got these beanheads caught on their mass formation Covid fishing hook good and proper haven’t they?

They’ve got ‘em all excited! Got ‘em all glued to the TV, listening closely to the experts and “learning more!”

They know all the latest strains and mutations—their f*cking variants and sub variants—all the numbers—BA.1, 2, 3 + 4 Omicron sub-bullshit variant with SARS-CoV-2 BA-2.75 viral soup mix with bull dust super summer variant 3.9+ … On and on and on it goes!—Where it stops, the undertaker knows!

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These pinheads call each other in the middle of the night…

“Marge! Marge! Have you heard?! The latest Omicron variant can be fully detected with this newly released 7.5 Super Sniffer Home Testing Kit! We’re guaranteed to know if we’re infected Marge!!”

What these boofheads REALLY need to do is— STOP F*CKING TESTING THEIR DUMB ASSES!!

If they did that, everything would go back to normal! And I mean normal as in f*cking “NORMAL”… As opposed to this “new normal” horseshit!!

Wake up to yourselves you silly dopey pigeons! When were you ever this obsessed with the flu?! Huh? When?!!

Get off their hypnotic brainwashing hook for f*ck sake!!

Get your f*cking heads together!

You’re supposed to be grownups! Remember?

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And— just when you thought it couldn’t possibly get any stupider!

Here’s the latest from CLOWN WORLD!—

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