The trick that never gets old!
AND HOW THEY KEEP REELING IN THE BUTTER HEADS.
Did you ever try to amuse your dog with that old vanishing ball trick? Heck, it’s a lot of fun!
You know the one? Where your hand—(ball clenched gently between digits)— slowly, and ever so calculatedly— sways back and forth— to-and-fro— right to left— left to right— (mesmerisingly)— to-and-fro— back and forth— right to left…..
On and on it goes… ball hypnotically swinging— swaying— right there before your best pal’s fully transfixed and concentrated eyes.
And then— right at the precise moment when you’re absolutely positive you have your shaggy buddy’s full attention — A quick flick of the wrist in the blink of a K9’s eye…
THE BALL IS GONE!
NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!!!
You now have standing there before you— one mightily impressed bowzer!!
Tail spinning like a propeller! Excited eyes darting to-and-fro!
“Where?!— Where has that darn ball gone??!!”
Haha!! Only you know the magic secret of where the ball has gone!!
Well of course! It’s cleverly hidden, right there snug in the palm of the unseen mitt!—Safely eluding the frantically inquiring eyes of one super bedazzled pooch!
Fido’s amazed!! He’s thinking to himself…
“Man-o-man! I knew he was smart… but not “THAT SMART!!”
“Opening up cans of Mega Barker Dog Chow is one thing! But making a ball disappear into thin air like that?! Well…. that’s simply MIND BLOWING!!”
“Wait ‘til my K9 buddies hear about this one! They WILL BE impressed!!”
A Quick Note:
Yes, yes, I know… Not all dogs are that easily fooled! Don’t get me wrong—I happen to like dogs! A lot! In my time I’ve known some dogs that were pretty darn sharp too! Sharper than some humans!
Which brings me to my next point—
Is it “twice as funny” if someone were to slip on “two” banana peels?
You know, someone once told me that the world’s 1st ever known wheel was actually square. It was only when some bright spark thought to knock those pesky edges off that things really got rolling!
So what’s all this about you ask?
Well… I’ve been thinking about a question that’s been asked by quite a fair number of people over the course of the last super crazy bat shit insane three years.
“How is it even possible, that such vast numbers of people, keep falling for the same old tricks, time and time and time and time again?!”
Given all the lies— the media propelled censorship— the defaming and deplatforming of so many highly skilled, credentialed and experienced professionals— scientific medical experts, psychologists and legal professionals shouting code-red warning sirens from the rooftops— the absolute veritable mountain of indisputable evidence that has been gathered and come to light since mid 2020, proving beyond any shadow of a doubt whatsoever!— that this “entire Covid-19 pandemic charade” was nothing but a cleverly and meticulously planned and conceived hoax, from top to bottom, since the very beginning!— Not to mention the fact that hundreds of thousands of otherwise fit, strong and healthy people of all ages, are dropping dead all over the place right before our eyes for NO APPARENT REASON WHATSOEVER!!!
You’d think the masses would have caught on by now?! Would you not?
So what can possibly explain this?
How do these mongrels remain so successful in keeping this thing going forward in light of all the aforementioned?
How do they make that dang ball disappear and reappear, over and over again?!
What’s their secret?
What’s their “formula?”
Well, let’s just start with this headline from the Guardian - [Thu 29 Dec 2022]…
Australia will not require travellers from China to provide negative Covid test
And this paragraph from the same article…
On Thursday the chief medical officer, Paul Kelly, said for now he was comfortable not introducing negative test requirements for arrivals from China because the main variant authorities believed was circulating in that country had already spread throughout Australia in July.
This folks— has “ALWAYS” been their starting point in getting that “square wheel” rolling!
Let’s analyse this for a moment shall we?
So… they first plant this “ready made statement” throughout the mainstream media, where the “chief medical officer” first suggests… “there’s no need to test tourists from China.”
Of course given the recently highly publicised hyperbolic media coverage regarding China’s sudden and apparent “Covid-19 Explosion”— this statement ‘on the surface’ appears to be somewhat ludicrous! You could even say—somewhat “irresponsible!” Especially coming from a chief medical officer! He should know better! Right?
Now the question is— “why would he have said this in the first place?”
Well, to garner a “response” of course!— not only from his political opponents, “medical health experts” and such, but from the PEOPLE THEMSELVES!— That’s why!
They want the public to INSIST that their government pass laws to have the Chinese visitors tested before entering their country!
The next step of course—
“You see! Our people are calling for mandatory testing!”
“We MUST listen to our people!”
“Let’s be even safer and more responsible!— Let’s test all our citizens to be 100% certain they’re not infected!”
“In fact— let’s go one further again!— Let’s introduce mandatory masking in all public areas!”
“We have a DUTY to keep our people SAFE from the Chinese!!”
“We MUST keep our people SAFE!!”
“Surely we’ve learned our lesson by now!”
“Oh, and have you heard? Dr. Fauci and Bill Gates have promised us— we’ll have a brand new vaccine in no less than two months! It’s guaranteed to keep you safe!”
It’s all about maintaining the facade that we still live and work in a healthy functioning democracy.
That we still have a “democratic say” in what our governments decide and do.
It’s all about waving a shiny ball in front of our face and making it disappear—until next time.
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And yes I thank GOD everyday for the gift of man's best friend, DOGS! I have 2 wonder Labs who keep me in check through all this insanity.
💯 Well said